Let's make this birthday one to remember.

26 years old (Born on January 05, 1999)

Happy Birthday, Squidward Tentacles! Another year older and still the undisputed king of clarinet solos. Who could forget your legendary Bubble Bowl halftime performance? Your passionate rendition of "Sweet Victory" remains unmatched—truly a musical masterpiece that Bikini Bottom will never stop talking about.

And let's not overlook your recent triumphs: surviving SpongeBob's endless enthusiasm, tolerating Patrick’s antics without completely losing it, and maintaining impeccable style despite living next door to pineapple chaos. May this birthday bring you fewer jellyfish stings, more peace from neighbors' shenanigans—and perhaps finally some recognition for being the sophisticated cephalopod genius we all secretly admire!