Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on August 29, 1949)

Happy Birthday to Stan Hansen—the original loud-mouthed cowboy whose intimidating lariat knocked sense out of opponents and made audiences duck involuntarily! Whether bull-whipping rivals or stomping around the ring in his infamous boots, you've always delivered unforgettable wrestling magic. Your four-time reign as AJPW Triple Crown Heavyweight Champion proves you're tougher than a rattlesnake on roller skates.

Here's wishing you another year filled with victories sweeter than Texas barbecue sauce. Even though your toughest rival might now be birthday cake candles instead of Bruiser Brody, we know you'll handle them just like always—louder, wilder, and more legendary each year!