Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on December 17, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Stanley! Another year wiser, yet still formulating the perfect blend of brilliance and humor. From your legendary lectures at the University of Nottingham to founding Cosmas-Damian, you've always had just the right prescription for success. Your contributions to pharmaceutics have been groundbreaking—though we're still waiting on that miracle pill for eternal youth!

Here's wishing you a day filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer pharmaceutical puns than usual (though we doubt it!). May your celebrations be as timeless as your research legacy and as memorable as those moments when you effortlessly turned complex science into smiles. Cheers!