Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on February 05, 1992)

Happy Birthday to the brick wall himself, Stefan de Vrij! Ever since your Feyenoord debut in 2009, attackers around the world have perfected their frustrated looks thanks to you. Seriously though, watching forwards trying desperately—and hilariously—to pass through you has become our favorite pastime over the years.

Since joining the Netherlands squad in 2012, you've made defense look effortlessly cool. Through clever tackles and flawless interceptions both for club and country, your quiet mastery earns applause louder than a Dutch fan at snack time (which we hear is pretty loud)! Have an amazing birthday—keep being timelessly awesome!