Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 24, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Stephan Eberharter! You're still speeding through life faster than your legendary giant slalom run in 2002. With Olympic gold, silver, and bronze medals decorating your shelf—your trophy cabinet must be heavier than a ski lift chair by now!

From conquering the slopes at Nagano '98 to dominating Salt Lake City in 2002, you've shown us all how to gracefully handle life's twists and turns (and icy patches). May this birthday bring you as much joy as standing atop that podium once did—and remember: age is just another gate you're bound to breeze past effortlessly. Cheers!