Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on March 14, 1988)

Happy birthday, Steph Curry! You're the only guy who can shoot threes from another timezone and still make it look effortless. From shattering records to winning championships with Golden State, you're proof that gravity-defying physics actually exists—at least on a basketball court.

This year has been truly special: breaking the NBA's all-time three-point record—that milestone alone guarantees your shooting hand deserves its own Hall of Fame exhibit. Keep making defenders dizzy trying (and failing) to guard you; there's nobody else we'd rather watch turning impossible shots into routine buckets. May this birthday bring cake as sweet as your jumper!