Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on July 21, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Stephen Hammond! The chemist who can mix solutions faster than Nigerian jollof rice disappears at a family gathering. Your recent breakthrough in the lab has everyone convinced you're secretly turning water into gold—or at least something equally valuable to science!

From Lagos to Abuja, your legendary experiments have become tales of wonder and amusement. Whether it's your uncanny ability to balance equations or your unmatched talent for making chemistry jokes that only you understand—your brilliance shines brighter each year.

Here's wishing you another fantastic orbit around the sun filled with laughter, success, and fewer accidental explosions!