Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on June 15, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Stephen Lloyd! Wishing Eastbourne's favourite MP and Liberal Democrat legend a day filled with laughter, cake, and perhaps fewer parliamentary debates. Your tireless advocacy for your constituents has made you as popular in Eastbourne as fish and chips on the pier—truly timeless!

From championing local issues to serving diligently as your party’s Northern Ireland spokesperson, you've navigated political storms smoother than an umbrella salesman during British weather. May this birthday bring you joy equal to the applause after one of your memorable speeches—and may it be free from any unexpected points of order.

Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!