Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on March 08, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Stephen Milne! With over 500 goals for St Kilda between 2001 and 2013, your legendary forward skills made defenders tremble—and goal umpires exhausted. Your cheeky grin after each impossible snap was as iconic as the Saints' red-white-and-black jumper itself.

From electrifying crowds at Etihad Stadium to thrilling finals footy moments that fans still replay today—you've given us countless reasons to cheer (and opponents plenty of nightmares). May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than a packed stadium chanting "Milney!" Here's hoping you celebrate like it's another match-winning performance—just don't kick any cake slices wide!