Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on September 13, 1967)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Stephen Perkins! You've drummed your way through Jane's Addiction, Porno for Pyros, Hellflower—and countless other musical adventures—proving that rhythm isn't just a talent; it's an addiction. Your beats have powered iconic tracks like "Been Caught Stealing" and "Pets," making fans dance uncontrollably (and occasionally embarrassingly) since day one.

Whether you're igniting stages with electrifying solos or collaborating on groundbreaking projects, your energy remains timelessly infectious. Here's hoping this birthday rocks as hard as you do behind the kit—just remember: age is merely a number...but drumsticks are forever young! Keep banging away!