Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on July 28, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Stephen Quire! May your day be filled with joy—and hopefully fewer freakouts than usual. From battling lawnmowers to wrestling Christmas trees, you've given us countless laughs and unforgettable moments that have become internet classics.

Here's wishing you another year of epic adventures (and maybe a little less screaming at video games). Keep embracing the chaos—you've turned freaking out into an art form that's truly timeless. Cheers to more hilarious meltdowns and continued success in making millions smile!

Have an awesome birthday—just remember: cake smashing is optional this time around!