Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on October 30, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Stern John! The man who made scoring goals look easier than pronouncing Worcestershire sauce. From Nottingham Forest to Birmingham City, your knack for finding the net was legendary—defenders still wake up in cold sweats remembering your unstoppable headers and clinical finishes.

Your incredible journey with Trinidad and Tobago from 1995 to 2011 gave fans unforgettable moments, especially that historic qualification for the 2006 World Cup. Today we celebrate you—not just because you're a football legend—but also because anyone named "Stern" deserves extra cake on their birthday. May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and zero offside calls!