Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on July 12, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Steve Brandano! From intern extraordinaire to radio legend, you've proven that fetching coffee and enduring Stern's teasing can indeed lead to greatness. Your journey from behind-the-scenes heroics to becoming an essential voice on the Howard Stern Show is nothing short of inspiring—though we're still not sure how you survived all those prank calls and awkward studio moments.

Here's wishing you another year filled with hilarious mishaps, unforgettable interviews, and fewer embarrassing tasks (but let's face it—those make the best stories). Keep rocking the airwaves, Steve; your fans can't wait for your next epic adventure. Cheers!