Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on March 01, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Steve Kramer! Just like Dr. House diagnosing the undiagnosable, you've spent another year brilliantly solving life's puzzles—though hopefully with fewer sarcastic remarks and less limping involved. Your wit remains sharper than a differential diagnosis session at Princeton-Plainsboro.

From your uncanny ability to spot plot twists before anyone else (seriously, how do you always know?), to that recent success of finally convincing friends you're not actually grumpy but just "House-inspired," it's clear this past year has been one for the books.

Here's wishing you laughter-filled days ahead—and remember: It's never lupus...but it might be cake today!