Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on March 23, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Sir Steve Redgrave! Five Olympic gold medals from 1984 to 2000—clearly, you took "row, row, row your boat" way too seriously. Most of us struggle rowing a canoe across a pond; meanwhile, you've casually dominated the world's waterways for nearly two decades.

Your legendary victories have inspired generations and set standards that are harder to beat than your rowing records. Even though you're retired now, we bet you still instinctively grab an oar whenever someone shouts "Go!" Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter and joy—just remember: cake slices don't count as training reps!