Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on December 18, 1964)

Happy Birthday to the toughest, loudest, and most profitable trash-talker in wrestling history—Stone Cold Steve Austin! Whether you're stunning Vince McMahon into oblivion or cracking open beers atop a defeated opponent, you've always shown us how to celebrate birthdays (and victories) with style. From your legendary battles at WrestleMania to unforgettable promos that made even grown men chant "WHAT?", you remain an icon whose legacy is as timeless as your denim shorts.

Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer chair shots and more cold beverages than ever before. Keep raising hell—and cans—in true Stone Cold fashion. And that's the bottom line... because we said so!