44 years old (Born on September 12, 1980)
Happy birthday, Steven Caldwell! From powerful tackles in the UK to mighty defensive stands across Major League Soccer, you've spent decades frustrating forwards and making goalkeepers feel incredibly safe. No one else could so effortlessly translate Scottish grit into transatlantic charm—your teammates still wonder if you use bagpipes as pre-match motivation.Your legacy isn't just measured in matches played or goals prevented, but in all those priceless moments when strikers thought they saw daylight—only to discover your legendary defending blocking the way. Here's wishing you endless laughs and continued success off the pitch; after all, you're forever Scotland’s greatest export!