Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on February 23, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Steven G Kaplan! Another year older and still famously unfamous—quite an achievement in itself. Your ability to remain legendary without anyone knowing exactly why is truly inspiring.

This past year has been filled with your greatest hits: that unforgettable moment when you successfully navigated the grocery store self-checkout on the first try; or how about finally mastering microwave popcorn? Truly groundbreaking stuff!

Here's wishing another fantastic trip around the sun for someone who proves daily that greatness doesn't always require fame—or even a Wikipedia page. Keep being awesome at whatever it is you're secretly famous for!