Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on October 01, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Steven Hogg! From Rochdale Town to York City, Gretna and Shrewsbury Town—you've dazzled fans everywhere with your midfield magic. But let's be honest: joining Salford City in 2011 was clearly the best decision you've made since choosing football boots over ballet slippers.

Your tireless energy on the pitch has become legendary—rumour has it opponents still wake up sweating from nightmares of you effortlessly weaving through their defences. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as that unforgettable goal celebration we all loved (and secretly tried at home). Cheers to another year of brilliant footwork and timeless banter!