Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on September 14, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Steven Jay Russell! You're truly the Houdini of our times—escaping prison multiple times is no small feat. Your daring escapades have certainly kept authorities scratching their heads and audiences entertained for years.

While we can't exactly celebrate your recent "successes" (since you're currently serving a life sentence), you've undeniably secured yourself an unforgettable place in history as one of America's most creative con artists. Here's hoping this birthday brings you laughter behind bars—and perhaps cake without any hidden files or keys inside!

Stay put today, Steven; after all those escapes, maybe it's finally time to relax!