Let's make this birthday one to remember.

73 years old (Born on July 16, 1952)

Happy Birthday, Stewart Copeland! May your day be filled with more rhythm than a Police reunion concert and fewer arguments over tempo. From the iconic beats of "Message in a Bottle" to your legendary drumming on "Roxanne," you've kept us air-drumming for decades—though never quite as skillfully.

Recently, seeing you rock stages worldwide again reminded fans everywhere that age is just another number (and not nearly as tricky as keeping Sting's ego in check). Here's hoping this year brings even greater success—and perhaps finally reveals how you manage those lightning-fast drum fills without breaking into laughter mid-song.