Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on May 31, 1955)

Happy Birthday to the brilliantly hilarious Susie Essman! Your razor-sharp wit and unforgettable rants as Susie Greene on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" have given us endless laughs. Whether you're fiercely confronting Larry David or delivering your iconic, profanity-laden tirades, you always steal the scene with comedic genius.

From your legendary outbursts about missing dolls to epic confrontations over dinner parties gone wrong, you've turned outrage into an art form. Here's wishing you a birthday filled with fewer annoyances than Larry typically provides—and plenty of reasons for joyful yelling (the good kind!). Keep making us laugh; we love every fiery moment!