44 years old (Born on October 16, 1980)
Happy Birthday, Sue Bird! You're officially the queen of basketball's triple crown—Olympic gold medals stacked like pancakes (five!), NCAA glory with UConn Huskies, and WNBA championships that make trophy shelves tremble. Honestly, at this point we're convinced your secret is either eternal youth or a hidden stash of magic sneakers.From clutch assists to buzzer-beating brilliance, you've dazzled fans for decades—and somehow still look ready to school rookies half your age. May you celebrate today by effortlessly sinking cake slices into frosting hoops; after all those victories on court, dessert defense doesn't stand a chance against you!