Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 23, 1986)

Happy birthday, Sven Kramer—the speed-skating legend who's raced more loops on ice than most of us have laps around a dessert table! You've glided your way to Olympic gold in the 5,000 m event not only once but twice (Vancouver 2010 and Sochi 2014), proving that age indeed sharpens blades. Your team pursuit victory at Sochi just adds icing to an already epic career.

May your day be smoother than freshly resurfaced ice and may you never confuse lanes again! Keep skating circles around Father Time—because if anyone can lap another year seamlessly, it’s definitely you. Happy Birthday champion!