Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on September 06, 1944)

Happy birthday to the fabulous Swoosie Kurtz! From your unforgettable role as Shirley Upton in "Slap Shot," you've been skating circles around audiences with your wit, charm, and comedic brilliance. Whether you're delivering sharp one-liners or stealing scenes effortlessly, you always leave us laughing and wanting more.

Through decades of memorable performances—from Broadway stages to beloved TV shows—you've proven that talent truly has no expiration date. Your recent successes continue to remind us why we adore you: timeless humor, impeccable timing, and a spirit that's forever young.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, applause—and fewer hockey pucks!