Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on August 13, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Taijuan Walker! May your day be as explosive as your legendary fastball and filled with more curveballs than hitters can handle. Ever since you burst onto the MLB scene in 2013 with the Seattle Mariners, you've been throwing heat and leaving batters scratching their heads.

Here's hoping this year brings even more strikeouts, memorable mound moments, and fewer walks (unless they're birthday cake-related). Keep dazzling us all with that hammer curveball—it's aging better than fine wine. Cheers to another season of success and laughter; may your ERA stay low while your spirits soar high!