Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on January 18, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Takeshi Kitano! From your iconic deadpan humor in "Takeshi's Castle" to the gritty brilliance of films like "Hana-bi," you've mastered every role with style. Whether you're making us laugh uncontrollably or leaving audiences speechless through powerful storytelling, you always deliver unforgettable moments.

Recently, your continued influence as a filmmaker and entertainer proves that age is just another punchline for someone so timelessly cool. May this birthday bring more laughter than an obstacle course filled with foam-covered contestants—and fewer surprises than one of Beat Takeshi’s classic pranks! Here's wishing you endless creativity and joy—keep inspiring us all!