Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on August 05, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Taras! May your year ahead be as tough and indestructible as those legendary Nokia phones—even after microwaving, chainsawing, smashing or burning them. Just remember, life's biggest challenges can always be conquered with a strong case and tempered glass protector!

Here's wishing the king of smartphone destruction another spectacular orbit around the sun! You've entertained millions by defying warranties and challenging tech durability in ways no one else dares to dream—or attempt. Keep pushing boundaries (and buttons) because let's face it: nobody does creative carnage quite like you.

Stay fearless, hilarious, inventive—and preferably far away from our phones!