Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on November 12, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Taulupe Faletau! Ever since your dazzling debut for Newport Gwent Dragons way back on November 1, 2009, your fearless tackling and unstoppable ball-carrying have aged better than fine Welsh cheese! Watching you glide across the pitch like gravity gave up has always been a joy; it's more majestic than watching Warren Gatland smile during a post-game interview.

Whether dominating in red for Wales or leading the charge at Bath and beyond, you've made gaining yards look as easy as blowing out birthday candles. Keep barreling through opponents and racking up epic tries—you truly put the "wow" in back-row forward!