Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 15, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Tavon Austin! You're so fast that even candles on your cake struggle to keep up. From dazzling fans as the 8th overall pick in the 2013 NFL Draft by the St. Louis Rams, you've sprinted through defenses and danced around tackles like they're standing still—151 rushing yards, 678 return yards, and 418 receiving yards in just your rookie season? Clearly you were born with rocket boosters instead of cleats!

Here's wishing you another year filled with highlight-reel moments and defenders left grasping at air. May your speed never fade—and may birthday cake calories never catch up to you!