Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on August 23, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Taysom Hill! From your unforgettable debut at BYU in 2012—scoring a touchdown on your very first play from scrimmage—to becoming the NFL's ultimate Swiss Army knife, you've always kept fans guessing (and defenses panicking). Whether you're throwing touchdowns or bulldozing defenders as quarterback-turned-running-back-tight-end-special-teams-extraordinaire, you redefine versatility.

Here's to another year of baffling opponents and delighting crowds. May this birthday bring fewer tackles but more end-zone celebrations—and perhaps even a new position nobody has invented yet. Keep making football fun again; after all these years we're still not sure what exactly you are—but we love it anyway!