Let's make this birthday one to remember.

72 years old (Born on January 18, 1954)

Happy Birthday to the Million Dollar Man himself, Ted DiBiase! Whether buying championships or flaunting that iconic laugh, you've always reminded us everyone has a price. Your legendary feuds and unforgettable promos made wrestling history—proving money can't buy happiness, but it sure can make one heck of an entrance.

From stuffing hundred-dollar bills into opponents' mouths to your recent successes mentoring new talent and inspiring fans worldwide through motivational speaking—you've truly shown you're priceless in every way. Here's hoping today brings you laughter richer than your famous cackle; after all, birthdays are just another investment toward greatness!