Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on April 12, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Ted Ginn Jr.! You're the only guy who can sprint from Miami to San Francisco and Carolina without breaking a sweat. You've caught touchdowns faster than most of us catch colds, and your moves on the field have left defenders wondering if they're chasing shadows or just hallucinating.

From electrifying kick returns with the Dolphins to clutch catches for the Panthers, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer—and opponents plenty of headaches. Here's hoping your birthday is as smooth as your route-running and filled with fewer tackles than usual!

Keep outrunning Father Time—he's got nothing on you!