Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on August 23, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Ted Jessup! From crafting hilarious moments on "Family Guy" to keeping Craig Kilborn's Late Late Show delightfully unpredictable, you've proven that comedy isn't just a job—it's your superpower. Your wit has brightened countless screens and made millions laugh (and occasionally spit out their drinks).

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as the time Stewie Griffin plotted world domination or when Peter danced his way into absurdity. May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than studio audiences and celebrations more memorable than any punchline you've penned.

Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!