Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on December 18, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Ted! Another year older and still crafting jewelry that makes us question reality—your designs are so unique, even Salvador Dalí would raise an eyebrow. From your iconic acrylic handbags to those daring conceptual pieces at Atelier Ted Noten (ATN), you've truly turned accessorizing into a delightful existential crisis.

Here's to celebrating another fantastic orbit around the sun filled with creativity and innovation. May your next masterpiece be as bold as ever, turning heads faster than tourists spotting bicycles in Amsterdam. Keep dazzling us all—you've proven time after time that age is just another accessory you wear brilliantly!