Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on December 13, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Ted Nugent! They say age mellows people out like fine wine, but clearly your rockin' riffs and wild stage antics never got the memo. "Cat Scratch Fever" might've been released decades ago, but every time we hear those unmistakable guitar licks, suddenly we're transported back to an era when hair was big enough to require its own postcode.

Your outspoken personality keeps fans both amused and sometimes astonished—proving you're eternally armed with humor louder than your amplifier settings. Keep shredding fiercely; age is just a number anyway—though for you it's more like another decibel level! Rock on forever!