Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on January 05, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Ted Poley! From rocking the drums on Danger Danger's iconic debut album in 1989 to belting out hits that made us all scream "Bang Bang," you've proven you're not just a drummer—you're rock royalty. Your beats from albums like 'Screw It!', 'Cockroach', and 'Revolve' still echo through arenas (and our car stereos) today.

Here's hoping your birthday is louder than an encore performance and more memorable than those epic hairstyles of yours back in the day. Keep drumming up good times, because let's face it: danger never sounded so fun without you behind the kit!