Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on July 30, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Ted Sarandos! The man who turned binge-watching into an Olympic sport and made "Are you still watching?" the existential question of our generation. Thanks to your visionary leadership at Netflix, we've all become experts in couch surfing—no medals yet, but we're hopeful.

From bringing us groundbreaking hits like "Stranger Things," "The Crown," and countless documentaries that make us sound smarter at dinner parties—you've truly revolutionized entertainment. Here's wishing you another year filled with blockbuster successes (and fewer password-sharing crackdowns). May your birthday be as epic as a season finale cliffhanger—but without any buffering delays!