Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on August 31, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Teddy! Another year of laying down bass lines smoother than butter and cooler than ice cream. From rocking stages alongside Michelle Branch to grooving effortlessly through every rhythm, your talent never misses a beat.

Here's hoping this birthday hits all the right notes—filled with laughter louder than backstage antics and joy deeper than your lowest bass riff. Keep slapping those strings like nobody's watching (even though we totally are), because you're not just aging gracefully; you're tuning up perfectly!

Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun—you truly put the "bass" in badass!