Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 08, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Teófilo Cubillas! The man who didn't just score goals—he made World Cup history look easy. Five goals in one tournament? Impressive. Doing it twice? Now that's just showing off!

Your legendary strikes still echo from Lima to Munich and Buenos Aires; goalkeepers probably wake up sweating at night remembering your unstoppable free kicks. Even today, Peruvians proudly remind the world: "We had Cubillas!" May your birthday be as joyful as fans reliving those unforgettable moments.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, happiness—and maybe a friendly reminder that scoring ten World Cup goals is definitely overachieving!