Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on May 17, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Teo Gutierrez! You're the striker who made scoring goals look easier than finding parking on match day. Ever since you joined River Plate in 2013, defenders have been chasing shadows and goalkeepers checking their gloves for holes.

From your dazzling days at Cruz Azul to proudly representing Colombia since 2009, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer—and opponents plenty of headaches. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as that unforgettable moment when you lifted trophies or netted crucial goals.

Keep smiling, keep scoring, and remember: age is just a number—just like your jersey!