Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on April 23, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Tessa! Another year older and somehow you've managed to become even more legendary—honestly impressive. Reflecting on your recent successes (who knew someone could multitask binge-watching Netflix while excelling professionally?), it's clear you're unstoppable.

From all of our hilarious adventures together to celebrating your latest victories, like finally controlling the urge not to hit snooze twelve times before actually getting up—we're incredibly proud! May this birthday mark another exciting chapter filled with laughter, happiness, and maybe fewer awkward moments (although they're highly entertaining for us).

Here's hoping age truly does bring wisdom; though personally I've grown doubtful. Cheers!