Let's make this birthday one to remember.

52 years old (Born on December 29, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Theo Epstein! The baseball gods called—you've officially broken enough curses for one lifetime. From becoming the youngest GM in major league history to ending Boston's haunting "Curse of the Bambino," your genius has produced more miracles than Fenway Park hotdogs.

Let's not forget, you didn't just stop there; conquering Chicago and lifting yet another historical curse proves you're basically MLB’s permanent lucky charm. Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughs louder than Wrigley Field on game night—and may no superstition stand between you and endless good fortune (or cake). Cheers to America's ultimate Curse-Breaker-in-Chief!