Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 16, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Theo Walcott! You're faster than most people can say "offside," and your legendary Arsenal days still make defenders wake up in cold sweats. Who could forget that electrifying hat-trick against Newcastle or the countless times you sprinted past opponents like they were standing still? Your speed was so impressive, even Usain Bolt probably took notes!

Even though you've moved on from Arsenal, fans everywhere remember those thrilling runs down the wing and clinical finishes with fondness. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy to you as your goals brought to us—minus any yellow cards for excessive celebration!