77 years old (Born on September 15, 1947)
Happy Birthday, Theodore Long! May your day be filled with more excitement than a surprise tag-team match announcement. You've worn many hats—referee stripes, managerial suits—and nobody can orchestrate chaos in the ring quite like you. Whether you're booking impromptu matches or delivering unforgettable catchphrases ("Hold on just a minute playa!"), you've always kept us entertained.From managing legends to laying down the law as SmackDown's iconic General Manager, your charisma and humor have made wrestling history brighter (and funnier). Here's hoping this birthday is smoother than dealing with unruly wrestlers backstage—but if not... well then playa, someone's going one-on-one with The Undertaker!