Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on May 11, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Thibaut Courtois! The man whose reflexes are quicker than my Wi-Fi connection and who guards the goal better than I guard my snacks. From your early days at Genk to becoming a Chelsea legend, then conquering Madrid with Atlético before finally joining Real—your journey has been as impressive as those gravity-defying saves.

And let's not forget how you proudly defended Belgium's net during World Cups and Euros; you've given strikers nightmares worldwide. May this birthday bring fewer penalty shootouts (for our nerves) but plenty of trophies for your shelf—and maybe some cake that even you can't save!