Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on April 02, 1985)

Happy birthday, Thom Evans! From tackling opponents on the rugby pitch to gracefully sidestepping paparazzi after "knocking up" headlines with Kelly Brook, you've always had amazing moves both on and off the field. We admire how seamlessly you've converted your athletic charm into showbiz charisma—proving definitively that Scottish rugby players really can have it all.

Here's wishing you another year full of unforgettable tackles (hopefully minus any injuries), incredible tries in career goals achieved, and endless laughs. May this next chapter find you scoring big in every match-up life throws your way—luckily for us fans, you're already legendary at handling surprises!