Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on December 29, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Thomas! From fencing your way to Olympic gold in 1976 with the precision of a Jedi knight, to conquering World Championships like they're just another day at practice—your legendary foil skills remain unmatched. Clearly, age hasn't dulled your blade or wit!

May this birthday be as memorable and victorious as that golden moment on the podium. And remember: birthdays are much like fencing bouts—the more you have under your belt, the wiser (and craftier) you become.

Here's wishing you continued success both on and off life's piste; keep parrying those candles gracefully for years ahead!