Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 09, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Thomas Cruise! Not the Hollywood star who jumps off buildings—though your tackles at Arsenal from 2009 to 2011 were equally thrilling. Your defensive skills made opponents feel like they faced an impossible mission every matchday.

Signing with Torquay United in 2012 was another blockbuster move; fans still recall how you cruised effortlessly down the flank, turning attackers into extras on set. May your birthday be filled with laughter and joy—and fewer jokes about sharing a name with that other Tom Cruise. Keep defending goals better than he defends humanity against aliens!

Enjoy your special day!