Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on December 11, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Thomas Howard! You may have been a journeyman reserve outfielder, but your steady .264 lifetime batting average proves you were always ready to step up and deliver. With 11 solid years in the big leagues across multiple teams, you've shown us all that consistency and versatility are truly underrated skills.

Sure, maybe Cooperstown hasn't called yet—but who needs Hall of Fame plaques when you've mastered the art of pinch-hitting heroics and clutch catches? Here's hoping your birthday is filled with as many hits as laughs—and remember: you're forever an All-Star in our hearts (and fantasy baseball benches).